Rumours of Britney Spears' pregnancy are swooshing around the internet faster than pictures of Paris Hilton's new binkie beaver haircut.
Was this an imaculate inconception? Is she the masonic mesiah's mother? Is she the chosen one or the 'whoar' of babylon?
Why do so many people care if britney is pregnant? Will anyone even notice the arrival of the mesiah amongst such a viral fever of celebrity intoxication and obcession?
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